1) Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

 

2)I’d try to see the world in your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my arse.

 

3) It's only funny till someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious!

 

4) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME!

 

5) I wanna be like Barbie. That bitch has everything!!!

 

6) Hit Britney Spears one more time... but this time use a baseball bat!

 

7) Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies...

 

8) I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not the passengers in the back seat of his car.

 

9) Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your man thinks I am!

 

10) A life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

 

11) I may be an antisocial freak, but that just makes you a judgmental bitch.

 

12) Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree!!

 

13) I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!

 

14) Smart is when you believe only half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half to believe.

 

15) I don't need your attitude. I have my own.

 

16) Prep, goth, WHATEVER! REAL people need no labels.

 

17) Some day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

 

18) Spear Britney!

 

19) I'm not opinionated. I'm always right.

 

20) There are no stupid answers. Just stupid people.